I
was halfway through law school when I had to move from my first studio
apartment to a smaller space right next to a red light district in Makati. I
moved because I was renting my first apartment for an incredibly low price and
when the contract ended, the unit owner got smart and demanded 50% more than
what I was already paying. I couldn’t afford that, so I moved to a small studio
in a fairly decent condotel.
Living
right next to several prostitution dens offers a variety of experiences that I
probably wouldn’t have encountered in my first apartment. Most of the rooms
were used to service foreign tourists who wanted to avail of the entertainment
the red light district had to offer. I once shared an elevator with a huge
dark-skinned man with doe eyes and a heavy beard, and two young women. The
girls were leaning on him, different sides, and I noticed his huge hands,
separately stuffed in the back pockets of the girls.
They
were talking in broken English. When I realized that the topic was bl*wj*bs,
suddenly the wall was the most interesting thing in the world. The small space
gave me no choice but to listen, flaunting as that trio did their plans for the
immediate future. It might have been okay if they were a good-looking group,
but they weren’t, so I stood there wanting to stab my eardrums until I bleed to
death.
***
Another
time, I was in the internet place downstairs. I hang out there when I’m
suffering from an unusually strong bout of insomnia. It was very early in the
morning, and the place was empty except for me and two girls.
One
girl was shouting, “P*ta, nakita mo na ba yung video ni Hayden Kho at Maricar
Reyes? (Wh*re, have you see seen Hayden Kho and Maricar Reyes’ video?)”
“Sino
‘yon? (Who’s that?)” said the other, in an equally loud voice.
“Jowa
daw ni Vicki Belo. (Vicki Belo’s lover.)”
“Anong
meron? (What’s in it?)”
“Nagkakant*t*n
sila. (They were f*cking.)”
“Magaling?
(Was he good?)”
“Maliit,
parang daliri ko, pero magaling. (Tiny d*ck, like my finger, but he was good.)”
“San
yung video? (Where’s the video?)”
“Teka,
hanapin ko. (Wait I’ll look for it.)”
They
never found it. They did, however, find Hayden Kho and Katrina Halili’s rendition
of “Careless Whisper”. As one girl so exquisitely put it, “Mukha silang durog.
(They look wasted.)”
***
Another
conversation. Same girls. Same place. Same time. Same loud voices.
"Yung
customer ko kanina, ang kulit. (My customer earlier was so annoying)."
"Bakit?
(Why?)"
"Sabi
ko na ngang masyadong malaki, hindi kasya, pinipilit pa nya. (I already told
him it was too big, it won't fit, but he was forcing it)."
"Anong
nangyari? (What happened?)"
"E
'di pinilit nya. Sabi ko bayaran nya na lang ako ng extra. (Well, he forced it.
I just said he should pay me extra.)"
"Tama
lang. (Damn straight.)"
there, i bet you will have other source of stories from now on. blog on! :D
ReplyDeleteDang, I've always wanted to do law.
ReplyDeleteColorful neighborhood, colorful people, colorful language.
ReplyDeleteYou'll never run out of material there.
i can just listen to these ates forever. :) they can take all my stress away :)
ReplyDelete"Tama lang. (Damn straight.)"
ReplyDeletefor some weird reason, natawa ako sa hirit na to!
makulay ang buhay. kulay pula.
ReplyDeletei'd like to live there... feeling ko i'll fit right in! hehe
ReplyDeleteinteresting place u are in haha!
ReplyDeletei cannot agree more with the other gurl.
ReplyDeletereminds me of extra rice.
@yas: thanks!
ReplyDelete@nashe: you still can. :-)
@rudeboy: hahaha. that's true.
@arkin: hahaha.
@eternal: i thought it was very funny too. :-)
@ex-jason: pulang pula. :-)
@icarus: hahaha, maybe. it was interesting.
@mac: very. :-)
@kiks: hahahahaha!
Do you live near Rockwell?
ReplyDeleteKalayaan Avenue?
I'm pretty sure that's Makati's Red District.
Although, I could be wrong...
Hmmm...
Millennium Plaza. Gosh. Memories.
ReplyDeleteVery interesting! I think I know which place are you referring to.
ReplyDelete@guyrony, red and jarvis: hey! :-) I don't want to admit to anything. I think guessing is half the fun.
ReplyDeleteOh, I wasn't guessing. Merely inserting my own memories in the context. :)
ReplyDeleteI was with my friend driving along a RLD when we witnessed 2 people arguing.
ReplyDeleteWoman: Yu ar da wan hu tuk my walit.
Guy: No. I em nat da wan hoo took yoor walit.
W: I will dimand yu! I wil dimand yu! Damn Yu!
-Later on, I saw that incident airing on a local tv show. B-D
I'm sure there's no dull day in your area.
@silly: that's a riot. ;-) and thanks for stopping by.
ReplyDeleteyou're living next to a red light district but everywhere you look, it seemed everything's painted GREEN.
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