My
boyfriend Jt and I were lounging around his hotel room. I was flipping through
channels so fast I could barely understand anything. He was reading a book. At
some point we came across this toothpaste commercial which featured an Asian
actor with dark skin brushing his teeth, going about his day, then dancing with
a girl in the end.
In
the middle of the commercial, Jt said, "He's very hot."
I
looked at the guy. I thought that, objectively, he wasn't really that hot at
all. Cute maybe. "No, he's not. He probably slept with someone to get the
part."
"He's
so hot. Look carefully."
"I
am. He's not. He's cute at the most. Maybe semi handsome. That's
it."
"Dude,
he is hot. Objectively."
"No,
he's not. I mean, look at that nose. That is not a hot nose."
"Well,
he's hot for me."
"Well,
you've got weird taste in men."
Silence.
"Well,
duh."
"Obviously
except for me. I'm objectively cute."
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